Have you heard of Mrs. Finnegan?

The woman owns a set of four dogs,

She has a pit bull,

A border collie,

A mastiff,

And a corgi,

Mrs. Finnegan may have four dogs,

She is also a widow,

She owns the dogs,

They are her companions,

For the dogs are her protectors,

They eat what she feeds,

They drink what she gives,

Robbers and thieves are fools,

To try and steal from her,

Men that try to wrong her,

Feel the wrath of the bites,

For though Mrs. Finnegan is sweet to her dogs,

The men that know of her,

Rarely know of her dogs.

And what happened to Mr. Finnegan,

You may ask,

He got drunk and hit his wife,

The dogs made sure that he disappeared in one night,

You may also ask how I know about this,

Well I’ll tell you,

I will never forget seeing that corgi,

With a human femur,

Trying to go through a doggy door.