Tag: parody
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Porcelain prison
I hear my stomach gurgle, it’s coming down again. I ain’t had fresh air for all of an hour I’m stuck in Porcelain prison and my ass keeps shooting out. My stomach keeps on gurgling. I wonder what I ate. When I went to Mexico, my friend said not to drink the water, but I…
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It t’were Christmas weekend
It t’were the day before the day before Christmas, All the humans t’were moving, All over the place, Shopping to do, Traveling to be done, Presents to wrap, The lights were on and everybody was gone, No sleep was required for these restless maniacs. For Christmas was soon, On a weekend it was, A four…
The In Constant Chronicles 