Tag: humor
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Wheelchair Ride
Years ago In house On a hill A father had a broke leg And a three year old child to care for The days were warm outside And one of these day The father in his wheelchair Took his son for a walk around the house The son got some joy at being able to…
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Thrown -ski
Back when I was 10 years old, I was on a road trip with my family. This was no road trip of this day’s proportions, but a real honest to goodness road trip. No cell phones, no iPads or tablets, no movies or books, just me, my two brothers, my mom and dad and the…
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It t’were Christmas weekend
It t’were the day before the day before Christmas, All the humans t’were moving, All over the place, Shopping to do, Traveling to be done, Presents to wrap, The lights were on and everybody was gone, No sleep was required for these restless maniacs. For Christmas was soon, On a weekend it was, A four…
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The Sky Lords
By Zachary Furr Dante and Rudy Fifty soldiers rode upon gallant, white horses. Commander Grayson led his men, for he sat at the front of the column. He was a man proud and steadfast, he was without fear and regret. Ever had his family been at the forefront of military excellence, his own father was…
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Pepper Paper
I was a beat cop Once upon a time After working my shift 12 hours on my feet I was tired I went home I took off my gun belt and hung it up I reclined in my ez chair And sat in the dark room And eased into blissful sleep My blissful slumber is…
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Christmas Hacks
Christmas Hacks — For those of us that just wish the holiday would stay without the inconveniences Avoiding the in-laws We all know that Christmas is a time of gathering of family and friends and extended relatives, but there are some of us that dislike the judging mother-in-laws. When first greeted by the in-law,…
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Sad Fate for Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas And everything was dandyJust ask Andy All the people were upWith jobs to feed their pupsChristmas had left out the doorThe meaning was gone just like the poorWe squandered and squabbled They flibbled and gibbledThe meaning was lost to timeJust like that pantomime The fellowship was brokenThe stars were sad in Hoboken With no tales…
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