Tag: funny
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Christmas Hacks
Christmas Hacks — For those of us that just wish the holiday would stay without the inconveniences Avoiding the in-laws We all know that Christmas is a time of gathering of family and friends and extended relatives, but there are some of us that dislike the judging mother-in-laws. When first greeted by the in-law,…
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Run, Fred, Run
Senior year, High school baseball, I am the third fastest on the team, I am in my best shape ever, My coach was not, Coach looks like Fred Flintstone, Long torso and short legs, Arms that reached down to his knees, A feat that was impressive for his stature, And overweight to an almost comical…
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Who took the keys?
Who took the keys? Where have they gone? They were right here ten minutes ago. On my desk, Corner of my office, Where are my keys? I’ll shout and I’ll yell until the villains are apprehended. My secretary calls my attention to my left hand. There are my keys, In my left hand. I am…
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Ode to my Ceramic Throne
You are the one that, I visit at the end of the day, You have seen it all, And rarely complain, You can consume anything, Nary a sound is heard, You gurgle and grumble, You get clogged, But I wash you with, Solutions to the problems that I caused, You have known my deepest thoughts,…
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Ode to my Coffee
How to describe thee, As the bitter bean, You are nothing more, Than evolve dirt, Crushed and ground, You are reduced to fine powder, Filtered with water, You have been know, To bring the dead to life, Mixed with milk and sugar, You become a treat, That even children want, Akin to dessert, You are…
The In Constant Chronicles 