Tag: funny
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Lesson learned
Early on in Basic Combat Training, My Drill Sargents had a favorite saying for when a trainee did Not answer a simple yes OR No question. “Yes, Drill Sargent? No, Drill Sargent. Fuck you, Drill Sargent !?!” To simply drive the point home on how much they wanted an answer. Well one day, my back…
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Wheelchair Ride
Years ago In house On a hill A father had a broke leg And a three year old child to care for The days were warm outside And one of these day The father in his wheelchair Took his son for a walk around the house The son got some joy at being able to…
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Grinds my gears
You what grinds my gears? Married people that go to individual therapists. They would rather pay someone to listen to all their secrets and trauma than tell the person that is supposedly the other half of their life. You don’t keep secrets from your spouse that will only lead to more trauma and drama that…
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Thrown -ski
Back when I was 10 years old, I was on a road trip with my family. This was no road trip of this day’s proportions, but a real honest to goodness road trip. No cell phones, no iPads or tablets, no movies or books, just me, my two brothers, my mom and dad and the…
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Porcelain prison
I hear my stomach gurgle, it’s coming down again. I ain’t had fresh air for all of an hour I’m stuck in Porcelain prison and my ass keeps shooting out. My stomach keeps on gurgling. I wonder what I ate. When I went to Mexico, my friend said not to drink the water, but I…
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Collecting Welfare: The Bud Ice Dilemma
Country life in Arkansas is one of limited adventures and all sorts of trouble. Too poor to work, too young to collect welfare. Dang I wish I wasn’t a boy. The girls collect them checks for not knowing who their baby daddies are. My youth was a time that I remember with fondness. Alright not…
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Gym tips
Zac’s tips for the gym First, let me start this right Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. These will be placed in no uncertain order That’s all I have for now.
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The Sky Lords
By Zachary Furr Dante and Rudy Fifty soldiers rode upon gallant, white horses. Commander Grayson led his men, for he sat at the front of the column. He was a man proud and steadfast, he was without fear and regret. Ever had his family been at the forefront of military excellence, his own father was…
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Pepper Paper
I was a beat cop Once upon a time After working my shift 12 hours on my feet I was tired I went home I took off my gun belt and hung it up I reclined in my ez chair And sat in the dark room And eased into blissful sleep My blissful slumber is…
The In Constant Chronicles 