Tag: comedy
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Slapstick
What makes you laugh? There is nothing more funny to me than slapstick comedy. To see foes beating the crap out of each other for the assument of an audience will always be funny. It is a knowingly scripted fight that makes the audience giggle and chortle with glee. Knowing that the violence is scripted…
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Grinds my gears
You what grinds my gears? Married people that go to individual therapists. They would rather pay someone to listen to all their secrets and trauma than tell the person that is supposedly the other half of their life. You don’t keep secrets from your spouse that will only lead to more trauma and drama that…
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Collecting Welfare: The Bud Ice Dilemma
Country life in Arkansas is one of limited adventures and all sorts of trouble. Too poor to work, too young to collect welfare. Dang I wish I wasn’t a boy. The girls collect them checks for not knowing who their baby daddies are. My youth was a time that I remember with fondness. Alright not…
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Gym tips
Zac’s tips for the gym First, let me start this right Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. These will be placed in no uncertain order That’s all I have for now.
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Memento of a Fireball
Why, oh why, did command choose this day to invade?! The air is hot and warm outside the plane, Many must have thought that they would be too busy to protect in midst of their celebration. This is not the case, For at the start of July, They have more anti-air than all of Europe…
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Christmas Hacks
Christmas Hacks — For those of us that just wish the holiday would stay without the inconveniences Avoiding the in-laws We all know that Christmas is a time of gathering of family and friends and extended relatives, but there are some of us that dislike the judging mother-in-laws. When first greeted by the in-law,…
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Run, Fred, Run
Senior year, High school baseball, I am the third fastest on the team, I am in my best shape ever, My coach was not, Coach looks like Fred Flintstone, Long torso and short legs, Arms that reached down to his knees, A feat that was impressive for his stature, And overweight to an almost comical…
The In Constant Chronicles 