Category: autobiography
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Slapstick
What makes you laugh? There is nothing more funny to me than slapstick comedy. To see foes beating the crap out of each other for the assument of an audience will always be funny. It is a knowingly scripted fight that makes the audience giggle and chortle with glee. Knowing that the violence is scripted…
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When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? When I was five, I wanted to be an army man and dig holes and hide in the trees. Be home for Christmas and forget where I hid the army at. I wanted my soldiers to be supported by tanks and…
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Storms
What is your favorite type of weather? My favorite weather will always be a lightning filled sky. Thunder that rolls and wind that howls. To see plasma split the sky and the boom that follows after. The Fourth of July is a pale imitation by comparison. To be able to see the storm from afar…
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The Army is Christianity Lite
I have lived more years as a Christian than as a soldier. I can say with certainty, at least in my life, the army life is modeled after the Christian life. As a Christian, I am called to a greater purpose and higher calling. I am rewarded for bringing others into the fold. I am…
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Online dates
God has my best wishes. He knows my heart and tells me not to worry. Who are you that wants only money and flaunts like a demon? Your love of wealth will bring you only ruin. You are not fulfilled for you only want more. You seek for a man but not a godly man.…
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Fine fine fine
Fine fine fine I’m sick of it I’m tired of living at home I joined the army 18 months ago with the promise of leaving Of learning a new trade 2 hours after my oath Medical called and said that they didn’t pass me Discharged 2 weeks after Not my fault I took the oath…
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As I Prepare
As I prepare myself for what may be a grand adventure I look back on my life and reflect On was as been accomplished For the next stage of a well prepare training montage. I have been brought up in an outstanding Christian household with a loving discipline All the strictness and kindness Was done…
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I am Envy – The early years
I am Envy My start was incredibly envious. I was born in an environment One that my parents forbade I not be a part of. I wanted to be part of those Halloweens I longed to be with kids my age. I saw them walking down the streets, Playing on playgrounds, Being in school and…
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For Grandpa Chelette
Do you know of the rolling hills? I suppose you must. The hills that seem large and unconquerable Up and up they go Mountains tall and large But they once sprang from the volcanic plains, A Volcano that was once a blaze, It could bend even the mantle of earth, The rolling hills remain hills…
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Declared 4F
Declared 4F I have wanted all my life to serve my country. Not as a lying rat of a politician, nor as a teacher for the corrupt Education Board, nor as a postal worker that simply delivers mail. I have always wanted to be soldier. To serve and sacrifice. To give my life to protect…
The In Constant Chronicles 