Wedding Ceremony Attire

No suits – If Anyone wears more than a polo and slacks I will escort them out myself

Tenner Shoes – no dress shoes or anything resembling dress shoes.

Bright colors – please wear bright colors. I want the day to be filled with joy and light. Dark colors are nothing but a downer.

The Ceremony

As God as my witness, if I have to wait around for a pastor to spout his mouth and take longer than 15 minutes to marry us, I will have a conniption fit. 

The Reception 

No alcohol! – you will remember this and the night and day will be memorable. I have found the woman that I have chosen to be with and you will remember that I have done so. You will also not act the fool, that’s my job.

There will be food aplenty. – China may starve due to the food that this party will have. Bar-B-Q, fried chicken, fries and lemonade. If there is a lack then too many people showed up. Exactly to my plans.

The End to The Beginning

Ride off into the sunset. I care not where we go. I have found my wife. From the beaches to the mountains there will be nowhere that I wouldn’t be willing to go as long as she was by my side.

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*** All plans are subject to change as my future wife my have a different idea.