To Herschal,

My dear student, have you ever been a part of a sweeps week? It is a very fortunate and unfortunate part of every human year that takes place during the Easter celebration. Unfortunate because this is the time of year when those that claim Christianity and the actual disciples intermingle with others. It is like the militia receiving a show from the marines on how they should be acting. More often than not it is often the marines that act more like the militia. This is an oddity among the verses of life. So I say this because men are conflicted to do what their Lord tells them to do, but most would rather squalor with lambs being led to slaughter. There are very few that walk the knife’s edge. So many more would rather fall and be consumed by us. Such is the fortunate side of sweeps week. Those that say that they are Christian, make the most delectable treats. Sweet and juicy as they have seen their own salvation, and ignored for wine and food. They sought a moment of comfort for an afterlife of pain and damnation. But there are those that will see beyond our stories and want to know the Enemy more, such is the pain of sweeps week for us. Spend time with your clients very carefully and make sure that they are well tended. 

May you be successful in all your haunts.

Nailbed