This is the tale of Simon Bloom

Simon has the unfortunate habit of smoking tabacco.

He enjoys the scent with the relief that it brings.

He is a soul that smokes when he feels stress.

Simon works in a gun factory.

He puts ammunition together for all the good boys and girls.

Simon works doubles and triples.

To pay for his twice alimony.

Such is the life of the American worker.

Simon works with the gun powder.

He works to make the bullets fly.

It is only his stress of no sleep,

That causes his incident.

You might be asking why he has the last name of Bloom.

That is because on the fateful day,

Simon Bloom went boom,

He saw the moon.