To Nailbed,

I understand that you have had recent contact with the Enemy’s encampment on Earth. We have decided to demote from senior tormentor, to plain o’ tormentor. By no means does this mean that you should halt any of your activities. In fact we are assigning you a recent student from the university. Take this one under your direct care and if he comes to you with any questions, you are to respond in the form of a letter. I understand that you may have a hard time communicating in the form of speaking as you have lost your humanness due to your loss of seniority, but you must ever endure to work against the enemy and perhaps you will gain some of your form back.

From the desk of H.E. Flobgrobble

To Tormentor Nailbed

Hello and evil tidings sir. I am your new student Herschel. I know that my name is not exactly evil or disgusting sounding, but my spawner assured me that he was tired of coming up with different names. As you are aware, I am a student of the university. I am seeking your guidance with any questions that I may have that I pushing forward with my studies. I look forward to hearing about your wisdom for the future.

Praise to our Father below,

Herschel.

To Herschel

From the desk of Nailbed, in the hand of under secretary Keelicker.

(As Nailbed is more of a beast than a form of a man, only the roar of Nailbed could be heard.) 

RAWWWWWWWRR!!!!

(Good Luck deciphering that)

Keelicker under secretary to Nailbed