Nailbed memos 2

By Zachary  Furr 

 

To a M.S. Crowsfeet

 

Tidings and cheers are to be bestowed upon you, my dear. Your work against the enemy in his own house is to be commended. Your work that preys on the Christian’s paranoia of the recent shootings in the country has lead to a very unwelcoming spirit.  It has wrapped itself around the enemy soldiers that they have become wary of everything and everyone. When they sit in their pews or chair, they cluster around the outer edges rather than in the middle. If they clustered on the outside then they only show a spirit that makes visitors uncomfortable. Even more so, this technique works to the advantage of working against the quote unquote friends of the people sitting on the edges. You have done it you have created cliques within a church family. You have brought division to those that celebrate in their unity, and with that division you have brought fear. Congratulations once again.

 

Sincerely Your Mentor,

Nailbed 

 

To a M.S. Crowsfeet,

 

It seems that you have partaken too greatly of the pride that I have taken in you. Because of this you have slipped up and not taken your clientele seriously this past week. A rather popular agnostic human has taken a serious look into her own spirituality, you have brought great disappointment to me. She has viewed a bit of propaganda on Netflix and determined that the Enemy may in fact be real. We must not allow this relationship to even truly ever be considered. However, you also failed in this part as well, because she sought out one of her friends who identifies as a disciple of the Enemy, and began to question the nature of the Enemy. Your failure by not keeping a closer eye on your client has brought me much shame in the office. So for this, I will be keeping a closer eye on you through a disciplinary companion called Slugthymore. Try not to fail again, I would hate to recommend that you be sent back to the abyss for more training.

 

Your mentor, 

Nailbed.

 

To Senior mentor Nailbed

 

I have arrived and already I find your mentee lacking several qualities that are necessary for the work that is required of her. For her work seems to identify more clearly with the Enemy rather than with our father below. In a sense, it seems that her work with the christian communities has corrupted her and cause the life that once was to resurface. Had you come down yourself, I have no doubt that you would have disintegrated her on sight. Please note that I am working tirelessly to bring her blessing from below back to her senses. She has become slightly selfless feeling pity and sorrow for those that she continues to try and corrupt. You and I both know that any sort of sorrow toward these lesser beings is a grave crime that cannot be allowed. So I am giving her confidence a major boost that will place her ego back on top where it should rightfully be. Perhaps by next week she will be back where she needs to be and returning back to the work of our father below.

 

Your brother in Arms

Slugthymore.

 

To Senior Tormentor Slugthymore

 

In light of your recent correspondence, I would recommend some major discipline on you part.  To use the Enemy’s words, “Do NOT spare the rod or the child.” If what you have said is true than take that vile deceitful little swine and toss her bound from Sphaera Septem Sunt. Her crimes against our father below are so grievous that any sort of kindness that you bestow upon her is not worth the time and effort that you place into it. I pray at least that your punishments toward her are at least made to make her clientele suffer as well. If the recent world events are anything to go by then I know that this last part is true. For temptation reports from others in the world are becoming easier because of the strain in that part of the country. I can feel the effect, so it is good to know that she can still serve a purpose. Still I must say that you must make her suffer and perhaps she may come begging back to me in time.

 

Sincerely,

Nailbed.

 

To a M.S. Crowsfeet,

 

WHAT IN THE BLAZES OF HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? YOU ARE ASKING ME FOR FORGIVENESS!?!? You are a demon, a devil, a fallen angel, don’t fall prey to the gentle spirit of the enemy. His curses make our jobs to be so much more difficult. I understand that Slugthymore is supposed to be telling on how to make amends with me, this was not the right way to go about. I know that the path of the Enemy seems seductive know but just know that our brothers have suffered greatly for the misconception of winning past battles. I just wish that you would take under consideration that heinous repercussions of that actions that you take. Please be sure that you understand that the disciplinary actions against you are for you benefit as well as the benefit of your clientele. May our father never visit you during your personal crisis. 

 

Your begrudging Mentor,

Nailbed

 

To a M.S. Crowsfeet

 

In reading your last letter to me I am of the understanding that you have a new client, a child. As Slugthymore has no doubt told you children are different from adults. Their minds have not yet developed to the vast understanding that the adults have. They are not as susceptible to the normal temptations that you are used to dealing out. Their minds are more simple, their desires are easier, and because of the veil of innocence that they portray, they can get away with some harmless deeds. Now, usually I would caution you against influencing the innocent, however because you have failed me these past few weeks, so must show that you disregard the goodness that you have attained. Go and fight the Enemy with those that he cherishes most. I wait for your report next week about your success.

 

Your mentor, Nailbed 

 

To a M.S. Crowsfeet, 

 

It does me well to hear that Slugthymore may be returning home soon. This, in no way excludes you from you past discretions. This does however say to me that our relationship can continue on like it did before. I will just have to be more cautious with you and the new clients that you report on. I hope that these past few weeks have shown you how important our work is to the ultimate fruition of the goal of world dominance. Uh, hold on, I have just been handed something… Well it seems I have been demoted. Something about mentoring a high class angel, giving away tips and tricks to the Enemy’s camp, hmmm…. Well played Crowsfeet, ah I see that you name refers to your eyes not you feet. Bathed in the wisdom of my Enemy you are. Your eyes have seen past my deception and with that I feel defeated. But I won’t give up. I fear that is the fate of our two factions. To fight and never stop. Alas, maybe one day we will meet in the field and fight as we should. Not fighting for the souls of men, but just fighting to see the prowess of the other.

 

This is the last letter you shall see from me. 

Nailbed

 

To Senior Mentor Nailbed.

 

I am sorry that you have been demoted. It was never my intent to see harm befall you. I only wished to attain the tricks that you provide. For I was told that you had come up with some new tricks, however, after some considerable communication with you, I see that you could just be called an old school master. The best tricks are the ones that were invented on the other side of defeat. I am sorry once again. I hope that your new gainful employment is worth the risk that you took with me. 

 

Your former student.

Minister Songstress Crowsfeet